White House claims that Donald Trump’s orange complexion is the result of “good genes.”

By |2019-02-03T06:20:30+00:00February 3rd, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |14 Comments

What kind of genes?

Courtesy of NYT:

The president’s shade is one that Alec Baldwin, the actor who portrays Mr. Trump regularly on “Saturday Night Live,” recently described as vacillating between a “Mark Rothko orange” and a “slightly paler Orange Crush,” depending on the setting. Which right now is February in Washington.

“Which is not in the tropics last I checked,” Mr. Baldwin said in an interview.

The official line from the White House, as with other matters surrounding the president’s physical health and appearance, is that Mr. Trump’s glow is the result of “good genes,” according to a senior administration official who would speak only on the condition of anonymity.

And, O.K., a little powder — a translucent one, not a bronzer — which the president applies himself before television appearances, the official said.

Omarosa famously claimed that Trump had a tanning bed installed in the White House, and James Comey alluded to one as well, but White House staff claim that no “such apparatus” exists. 

I actually do not think that a tanning bed explains the orange tint and lean more toward the spray on tan theory. 

Whatever does cause that sickening hue it most certainly is not the result of any “good genes.” 

Unless of course Bill Maher was right all along and Trump’s mom did have sex with an orangutan. 

That actually almost makes more sense than the White House explanation. 

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14 Comments

  1. anonymous February 3, 2019 at 11:09 am - Reply

    Unless of course Bill Maher was right all along and Trump’s mom did have sex with an orangutan. Results >First born $hiTgibbon

    Mothers
    (Origin: Scotland)
    We voted to remain, you incomprehensible shitgibbon!

    https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html

    • Zira February 3, 2019 at 1:33 pm - Reply

      https://planetoftheapes.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Orangutans

      “The Orangutan is one of the species of apes in the Planet of the Apes franchise. The two species of orangutan are the only great apes native to Asia and live on the islands of Borneo (Pongo pygmaeus) and Sumatra (Pongo abelii) . In the original Planet of the Apes film series the orangutans were the politicians, administrators, lawyers and priests of the ape society. They are the only species of ape in the films that have orange hair instead of dark colors like black, brown and gray. The orangutans are also peaceful.

      Until they breed with Scots
      Now breeding with Slovs

    • Beaglemom February 3, 2019 at 3:21 pm - Reply

      My bet is on an orangutan being somewhere in his genetic mix. Plus a lot of tanning spray. What else explains the small white circles around his very tiny eyes? The third wife is also a product of some miraculous tanning bed or spray. When she was with her husband in Iraq at Christmas time, they were photographed surrounded by US military members all of whom appeared to be pasty white compared to Don the Con’s orange complexion and the third wife’s light peanut butter complexion. So all those members of the military stationed in the Middle East for probably months now had none of the coloring of either Don the Con or his third wife. Hmmm.

      • Anonymous February 3, 2019 at 3:46 pm - Reply

        He is probable using some left over tanless cream from the 70’s,when it first came out everyone was orange.

        Considering the third wife is a porn model, I am surprised she hasn’t suggested something for his really, really bad skin.. if you see close ups his pores are hugggeee!!

  2. Jono February 3, 2019 at 11:51 am - Reply

    Jaundice might mean his liver is shot. Oh, darn!

  3. Anonymous February 3, 2019 at 12:47 pm - Reply

    If Trump wants to run his Presidency like a Monarchy, then let’s just name him King Useless.

    • Anonymous February 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm - Reply

      Or Lord Nofaultofmine

  4. Anonymous February 3, 2019 at 3:44 pm - Reply

    Hey, let’s not insult the orangutans, they are much smarter than trump and have a higher IQ than the whole family put together.

    you would think “Mr. Reality TV star” would have a better makeup artist

    There is no race of humans with orange skin, so he must be some alien mutant.

  5. Carol February 3, 2019 at 3:54 pm - Reply

    He looks like crap.

  6. Anonymous February 3, 2019 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Hope this investigation includes the rest of the crime family
    ==============================================

    Democrats Are Coming After Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Vacations
    ….Democrats have also asked the GAO to review the costs associated with presidential travel and protecting Mar-a-Lago, and whether the U.S. Treasury has received any payments from profits from the president’s club and other hotel properties. They have also asked the agency and the Department of Veterans Affairs’ inspector general to investigate whether members of Mar-a-Lago have improperly influenced decisions at the VA, following reports that three members played a role in shaping agency policies and contracts. ….

    https://www.politicususa.com/2019/02/03/democrats-are-coming-after-trumps-mar-a-lago-vacations.html

  7. Anon February 3, 2019 at 7:02 pm - Reply

    Orange hair piece and Orange spray on make up is frumpy trumpy signature look. He looks like a stupid old man in a winkled suit.

  8. Moles February 3, 2019 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    It’s a very poor quality spray tan, you can see where the goggles sit to protect his eyes. That plus the hair, they really should sell him to the circus.

  9. Brian February 4, 2019 at 6:52 am - Reply

    I’m voting for cheap spray tan. Coincidentally, it’s the same shade of orange that the Russian and Ukrainians here in SoCal tend to use for their cosmetic “good genes.”

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