Courtesy of People Magazine:
First Lady Melania Trump will not join her husband, President Donald Trump, on a weekend getaway to Camp David, and instead will remain at the White House, PEOPLE confirms.
Her husband is expected to leave the White House Friday afternoon to spend the weekend at the presidential retreat in Maryland.
In addition to confirming that Mrs. Trump will skip the weekend trip, her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, tells PEOPLE that the first lady is “feeling great!”
The statement comes more than two weeks after Mrs. Trump underwent a “successful” kidney procedure on May 14. Friday marks the 22nd day since she was last seen in public.
So Melania has “kidney surgery,” stays in the hospital far longer than is typical, and now simply disappears?
That would be fishy enough, but then after people started asking this happened.
I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I’m doing. Rest assured, I’m here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) May 30, 2018
“Working hard,” “the media,” “the American people,” who does that sound like to you?
And before you start accusing me of being paranoia you should know that I am not alone.
Where is Melania? pic.twitter.com/7qFQDQ6LiR
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 1, 2018
Yeah, see what did I tell you?
I think we should follow Trump’s example and start accusing him of murdering his wife until he produces evidence that she is still alive.
I mean he accused Barack Obama of not being a US citizen, and Hillary Clinton of being a crook, so why not?
#Trumpmurderedhiswife, let’s get this thing going.