Well, that is just fucking pathetic.
Courtesy of the Independent:
A hunting guide and his client accidentally shot each other and then blamed it on undocumented migrants, police in the US have said.
Officers attended the scene at a remote south Texas ranch, near to the Mexico border, in early January, finding the two men bleeding from gunshot wounds. A second guide was involved in the incident, but escaped without injury.
The casualties, guide Walker Daughtery, 26, and client Edwin Roberts, 59, and the other guide, Michael Bryant, told police they suspected the shooters were undocumented immigrants they had seen on the ranch earlier in their trip.
Their story was shared thousands of times online after Texas Commissioner of Agriculture and Donald Trump ally Sid Miller wrote about it on Facebook.
But police and a grand jury have now concluded the men were lying about the incident, and actually shot each other.
Investigators believe that Mr. Daughtery became paranoid that illegal immigrants were inside a vehicle with Mr. Roberts and his wife and attempted to get inside without saying anything, prompting Mr. Roberts to shoot at the door.
Mr. Daughtery then ran back to his cabin to grab his gun and to get backup from Mr. Bryant, and together they opened fire on the truck.
Damn, that might be one of the most Texas stories I have ever heard.
This is what happens when the president of the United States using fearmongering to freak people out about immigrants.
The next thing you know people start thinking they are hiding under their beds, or lurking in a darkened car in Texas.