South African lions eat poachers.

By | 2018-07-07T04:29:14+00:00 July 6th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |8 Comments

Apparently, Mother Nature is done screwing around.

Courtesy of the BBC:

At least two suspected rhino poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, officials say.

Rangers discovered the remains of two, possibly three, people in a lion enclosure in the Sibuya reserve, near the south-east town of Kenton-on-Sea.

A high-powered rifle and an axe were also found.

Sibuya reserve owner Nick Fox said in a statement on the reserve’s Facebook page that the suspected poachers entered the reserve late on Sunday night or early on Monday morning.

“They strayed into a pride of lions – it’s a big pride so they didn’t have too much time,” Mr. Fox told AFP news agency.

“We’re not sure how many there were – there’s not much left of them.”

I’m not really a believer in karma but this seems kind of perfect. 

Kind of like if a guy attempts to steal from a bank vault and gets crushed under a pallet of money. 

Maybe the game preserve should let their game wardens go and simply put the lions on the payroll?

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8 Comments

  1. Anonymous July 6, 2018 at 8:49 am

    This is where I’ve got to hand it to Alaska. Wildlife roams among, and you let them! Cougar sightings here, pansy ass homeowners can’t simply go inside and wait it out/marvel at nature…call 911 and they’re shot dead. Easy peasy.
    I’d like to see the trump boys on the end of a mauling; it would serve them right. I also understand the chick who shot the giraffe is now on shows defending her right since being taken to task on social media. What does it prove…you’re a bad@ss? Not in my book. You’re an ass HOLE.

  2. WA Skeptic July 6, 2018 at 8:56 am

    Sweet, sweet Karma…

  3. Old Redneck July 6, 2018 at 9:40 am

    Donald, Jr., is a big game hunter. Perhaps we could interest Jr in a rhino hunt and he could take Daddy Trump with him. Eric and Ivanka, too.

  4. Anonymous July 6, 2018 at 9:54 am

    Yes,score one for the lions!

  5. Doodlebug July 6, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    From dust they came, to scat they return. Karma.

  6. Beaglemom July 6, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Maybe the rhinos hired the lions to protect them.

  7. Anonymous July 7, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    When asked if they were sure the lions ate the poachers, rangers said they found an empty chianti bottle in the area and fava beans in the lion’s scat.

    By the way, it’s the females in the pride that do the hunting so score another for the “Me too” movement.

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