Yep, today is Sarah “Grizzled Mama” Palin’s 55 birthday.
You know it seems like just yesterday people were scrambling to figure out who in the hell she was after John McCain announced that she was his running mate in 2008.
After that campaign crashed and burned she has suffered one failure after another.
Her future as a politician was sabotaged by her own stupidity, books that revealed her true nature, and a family that seemed to ping pong from one scandal to another.
Her career as a reality star fizzled out when she proved too boring to draw an audience.
Her Fox News career ended when it became obvious that her political acumen was as fake as the road kill wigs she stapled to her head.
In the end, she finds herself right back in the little town she so desperately tried to escape surrounded by the family that she abandoned repeatedly in her quest for fame and fortune.
I guess it just goes to prove that sometimes stories do have a happy ending.
Happy 55th birthday Sarah Palin, and may you get everything that you deserve.
Oh wait, you already did.
lol. She has more coming to her. Someday TriG’s real birthdate and babymama/babydaddy will be revealed.
Hope you have a crappy birthday loser!
Should we take the high road? Fucking NO!
Gees. Are we sure its her REAL birthday? Or something made up?
You know, , since their so good at it.
My thoughts exactly. She looks like a hag. Could be meth though.
55? I would have guessed maybe 45 – 50. Oh, you were stating her age? I thought you were stating her IQ. Sorry.
What did I dislike about her as a candidate? Let me count the numerous things…
Our ‘Lady’ Of Perpetual Victimhood.had it all at her fingertips and has no one to blame but herself.
That’s she’s now a punchline and political pariah, no skin off my big nose!
Certainly – we should wish her a happy birthday and remind she’s 55, going on 60. Meanwhile we should remind Sarah that Bristol is pushing 30.
Yeah, Bristol the Teen Mom — as you say, pushing 30.
Because of this moron the world was also exposed to her dullard, constantly pregnant daughter, Levi Johnston’s naked little weenie, Mercede’s bare, surgically augmented tits and so many other joyful things that went along with this whute trash collection of grifters and layabouts. Not to mention the dumbest Medal of Honor recipient in American history.
Isn’t it a palin birthday tradition to get drunk and start brawls?
We should sign her up for AARP and all of the senior discounts there are.
It continues to be shocking that there is no foam coming out of her mouth. Between the rabies and overdoses is that even possible?
How did all of her kids end up Caucasian when the fathers are black?
Still confused how a polyester pillow becomes a baby.
Mueller will tell us.
I was all set to write something conciliatory, and then my mind flashed not on the wild nonsense (for a change), but went instead to that poor kid (and I should know his name at least as well as hers) who mischievously but harmlessly hacked into Palin’s yahoo account, and the subsequently merciless way she went after him. Yes, his name escapes me, but not the knowledge that he’s dead now, and Palin is still around to whine about how Trump doesn’t call or the ‘assault’ on her ‘privacy’ when the limelight she relentlessly seeks is shining on an area she doesn’t want seen.
That matter, in turn, leads to recalling the totally uncorroborated claim that author Joe McGinniss set up house next door to her to peer at one of her daughters, and that Palin bleated to Fox News, but we’ve never heard a Wasilla cop on the record about it.
Tell you what, here’s some birthday wisdom for Sarah: “We will only be remembered for two things, the problems we solve or the ones we create.”
That crazy bitch gets her Captain Zero to stalk folks that are ‘a threat’ to her. Dumb bimbo.
When I first saw the headline about Sarah Palin’s birthday and because I’m barely awake, I had a few nanoseconds of sympathy for her, and then the memories started to come back. Thank you, dvlaries, for reminding me of some of the more egregious things about her life since 2008. Worst of all was a at the faked pregnancy though. I’ve also thought of how she botched so much of her own life and the lives of her children and how close she came to being in a position of power to botch millions of lives. It must be sad to be Sarah Palin, aged 55, stuck in a small Alaskan town so far from the glitz and glamour that she’s craved all these years. Maybe Don the Con will tweet birthday greetings to her sometime today – if someone reminds him of her name again.
David Kernell died from complications of MS one year ago. He had an interesting story, but we know Sarah is the bigger victim.
Many have said she killed Sharon Tate.
Your an oxymoron. She would have been a kid. Idiot.
Age 3
But “Many have said she killed”…baby daddy…
https://www.frontiersman.com/wasilla-man-killed-in-crash/article_4d2e5e86-0e24-5875-a414-6b62460a5521.html
TRaaaackkk
She woke up all the crazies in our country. Dont like her for that. Now the craziest of them all occupies the white house and has sent our democracy into a tailspin. Sarah and her crazy jacket endorsed the devil incarnate.
And what did it get her? Diddly squat. She can’t rely on her “good looks” anymore. Just a washed-up old broad po’d that she never was accepted into the elite. Her last written manifesto more than proof. BOO HOO.
Yes, she is queen of the crazies. That is why I get enraged whrn people write her fake pregnancy was no big deal. The fake pregnancy got her the vp gig. Period. That begot the mess we are in now. She empowered every racist dumbfuck in the country. Now with Putins help we have the biggest dumbfuck of them all in our highest office and we are in a lot of danger.
Nevr forget and continue trying to expose her.
Just remember, Sarah:
Track is not better, and he knows where you live.
While everyone is celebrating Granny Palin’s birthday (haha as if!) I decided it’s time for another look into her emails.
Here’s a coupla real real winners! (the emails are winners- Sarah and the rest of her little palinbots weren’t really all that they thought they were apparently!!)
First a few quotes from the emails, then all the links at the end.
“Crazy that it is the Same ol’ names blabbinq about “foto-op Palin,
exploiting her Blah Blah Blah” (link #1!)
Who said that? Turns out the bloggers were right imo! Now it’s foto-op Bristol also too!
Subject: RE: Wesley- correction
We’re taking care of monitoring those for you, Governor. lt’s the snotty
Comments of all five people in town who have nothing better to do than
Snipe at you, (link #2!)
Who said that?? Certainly not a state employee on state time monitoring and reporting to the Governor on her personal YAHOO mail? Right???
Subject: Wesley- correction
Ok- I had to finally read a blog (yuck!J bc of Comments I heard about
wesley’s account of the bear sighting in Juneau the other day,
nothing’s changed since I stopped reading that ADN blog nearly
two months ago!
But Wesley does need to clarify that, NO, I was not looking for
publicity~ I did not approach him about seeing three bears by the
mansion… he approached me about it after hearing that I was one of the
crowd looking at the bears that morning and he asked me to comment!
Could he at least clarify that on the blog (without me having to admit
to him that I actually spent the time reading his blog entry and the
bloggers’ replies). And I didn’t put my kids in any danger, as the idiotblog comments claim.
Now, remind me to not peek in again at that ridiculous media forum –
it’s the most unhealthy and idiotic forum imaginable. Hopefully others
can do that for us and call people on the untruths and misperceptions
they read there. (link #3!)
Who said that? I bet you can guess it’s Lou Sarah bitching even as she’s creeping and scheming. That’s if you don’t remember this little bear episode.
Here’s the real winner in the bunch! Which state employee sent the following pile of steming moose nuggets (sent at 1220 pm on a Monday, might have been sent on state time) to Sarah’s gov.sarah@yahoo TOP SEKRIT NO GOVERNMENT RECORDS email??
REMINDER the bloggers are hateful heartless idiots who are jealous of your awesomeness.
Trapper 101 should be on in t-minus 20 minutes to put all the haters in their place. FYI, Don was just on 750 am for about 10 minutes talking about the VP hype. In sum, he said to scrap the VP talk, Palin is going to be president. (link #4!)
Let me know how they thought that straight to president shit was going to work out…NEVER MIND!
Here are the links!
Link #1 https://www.crivellawest.com/CWNetCollections/palinAll/pdf/15984.pdf
Link #2 https://www.crivellawest.com/CWNetCollections/palinAll/pdf/26964.pdf
Link #3 https://www.crivellawest.com/CWNetCollections/palinAll/pdf/15995.pdf
Link #4 https://www.crivellawest.com/CWNetCollections/palinAll/pdf/26963.pdf
Be cool!
Who is that trainwreck in the C#nt-Fil-A shirt?
Yes, yes it is! Track is free now so let the fireworks begin.
Hey Gryphen, here’s a bonus email!
I’ve Got Good News & I’ve Got Bad News
lol- including one of her kids as the purpose behind the scheme?!!
we can launch this anytime
I guess it failed to launch!
https://www.crivellawest.com/CWNetCollections/palinAll/pdf/39178.pdf
I’m wondering if you ever saw this email. I think they might be talking about you in it!
” I’ve Got Good News & I’ve Got Bad News ” Track is in the news again? Or is it Bristol?
“Andy has created the template for my on-line column, “I’ve Got Good News & I’ve Got Bad News” – two choices at the links below,
with dummy copy. We can launch this anytime.
The first column could flesh out our frustration with the Trig story line, including the ADN, Andrew Sullivan and the bloggers who supposedly got someone to say the 4/13/08 photos are fake.
Or I could do a list of all the things that the media has gotten wrong to date.”
Friday, January 9, 2009 12:33 PM
Interesting phraseology here…”Our frustration with the TriG storyline”
So it is, then, just a storyline to them?
You would think her staff would write something like ” People wondering if your beautiful son is really yours” NOT Frustration with the Trig storyline!!!!
WTF?
Happy Birthday Sarah!
(if you are reading blogs again…)
Boo!
Truth will out
the bloggers who supposedly got someone to say the 4/13/08 photos are fake.
But someone says they are rill? OKAY!
The putin and trumpeez may call her. The national enquirer has a story or two about her to publish. 55? oh gee Melissa that is old!! Better get new tits, botox and wig today.
“diners at a local Chick-Fil-A were recently treated to a very memorable meal. 4 men were eating when they all stood up and started to look around. Then, in perfect unison, they started to sing an a cappella rendition of the gospel song ‘Every Praise.’
little by little, more and more men stood up and started to sing along. It was a full-on gospel flash mob, joyful noise that filled our God’s ears in Heaven.”
https://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=YYL7ZWNX&utm_content=bufferfeb05&utm_medium=fbpage&utm_source=gvpg&utm_campaign=gvupdate&fbclid=IwAR20-dy8qGWwJljAeV_ZvswI9B90yMnvflhZsUWlQwh0OjyyBxidg1fzexw
Whatever happened to her loyal lapdog, Meghan Stapleton? Her image and reputation forever ruined.
https://www.politicususa.com/2019/02/12/former-astronaut-kelly-announces-senate-bid-in-arizona.html
“Kelly and Giffords co-founded a gun violence advocacy group after she survived an assassination attempt while she was a member of Congress.
On January 8, 2011, just a week into her third term, Giffords was shot by Jared Lee Loughner at a Safeway supermarket in Tucson where she was meeting publicly with constituents.
Loughner shot Giffords in the head, and also hit twenty-four other people with a thirty-three round magazine Glock pistol. Six people died from the attack.”
THIS TOO>
“Girl Killed in Arizona Shooting Spree Was Born on 9/11, Loved Being Symbol of Nation’s Hope
Christina-Taylor Green was excited to attend Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ event.” SHE WAS EXECUTED.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/giffords-tucson-shooting-christina-taylor-green-born-911/story?id=12578816
Why?