I think I faintly heard the metal penis extender say “There can only be one” right before it murdered its competition.
Just so you know the guy will be fine
Courtesy of Deccan Chronicle:
The bullet penetrated the victim’s groin in a through-and-through wound, according to thetruthaboutguns.com.
He is reportedly in stable condition.
Only a good man with a gun can stop a bad penis with an attitude.