Man shoots himself in the groin after tucking gun into pants.

By | 2018-06-21T11:21:12+00:00 June 21st, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , |7 Comments

I think I faintly heard the metal penis extender say “There can only be one” right before it murdered its competition.

Just so you know the guy will be fine

Courtesy of Deccan Chronicle:

The bullet penetrated the victim’s groin in a through-and-through wound, according to thetruthaboutguns.com.

He is reportedly in stable condition.

Only a good man with a gun can stop a bad penis with an attitude. 

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7 Comments

  1. Liz June 21, 2018 at 2:26 am

    So this must be Republican-approved birth control?

  2. Chris June 21, 2018 at 4:13 am

    Hopefully this will prevent him from reproducing in the future.

    • Anonymous June 21, 2018 at 6:28 am

      you stole my comment 🙂

  3. Paul June 21, 2018 at 7:29 am

    Normally the news depresses me. This, however, was damn funny.

  4. Anonymous June 21, 2018 at 7:36 am

    Did he have health insurance or are we going to have to pay his ER bill?

  5. mike from iowa June 21, 2018 at 8:49 am

    Obviously he is in stable genius condition.

  6. Tim from Iowa :-) June 21, 2018 at 9:56 am

    If only herr fuhrer would tuck one into his hat…

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