In new book Stormy Daniels compares Trump penis to “mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

By | 2018-09-18T08:34:27+00:00 September 18th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , |14 Comments

Aren’t those mushroom dudes kind of tiny?

Courtesy of the New York Post

In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—– by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.

Oh, well that is going to hit Trump right where it hurts.

Daniels also said that Trump offered to help her cheat on his TV show:

“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, quotes the future president as saying in “Full Disclosure,” a pre-sale copy of which was obtained by The Guardian.

“’And we can devise your technique,’” Trump told her, she claims. “He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”

That totally sounds like Trump to me. 

The guy simply has no scruples.

And apparently, a tiny mushroom-shaped wiener. 

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14 Comments

  1. Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    I bet he would rather his little fella was referred to as King Koopa.

  2. Anon September 18, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    I already know more than I can stomach about Trump before this little nugget.

  3. anon September 18, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Really, who cares? She could have made this tell all classy-ish. We do not need to know these details. That he has a freakish looking below average sized penis is a given. His whole persona developed around this shortcoming.

    • Really! September 18, 2018 at 2:52 pm

      Cla$$y? The woman makes bOOk0*0 BIG-BUCK$ selling TIT$ & A$$ & $he enjoys her blowJOBs.

      https://www.vox.com/2018/3/24/17151786/stormy-daniels-explained

      • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 3:52 pm

        I said classy-ish

    • Anon September 18, 2018 at 3:38 pm

      Anyone catch this last night during the memoriam on the 70TH Emmys? persona?

      https://www.goldderby.com/article/2018/emmys-2018-in-memoriam-anthony-bourdain-burt-reynolds-but-who-was-left-out-news/

      Hugh Hefner>Playboy founder was remembered as>

      *Hugh Hefner (executive/host)*

      “In January 1952, Hefner left his job as a copywriter for Esquire after he was denied a $5 raise. In 1953, he took out a mortgage, generating a bank loan of $600, and raised $8,000 from 45 investors, including $1,000 from his mother
      (“Not because she believed in the venture,” he told E! in 2006, “but because she believed in her son.”), to launch Playboy, which was initially going to be called Stag Party.
      The first issue, published in December 1953, featured Marilyn Monroe from her 1949 nude calendar shoot and sold over 50,000 copies.
      (Hefner, who never met Monroe, bought the crypt next to hers at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in 1992 for $75,000.oo”

  4. Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Sarah said Donald’s dick is huge compared to Todd’s dick.

  5. puck September 18, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    explains a lot.

  6. Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/seth-meyers-swears-mind-isnt-gutter-thats-just-fcking-news-right-now/

    ” I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.””

  7. Anonymous in Chicago September 18, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    That visual is so-o-o disturbing. Do you think little donnie has a combover, too?

  8. Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    No wonder Trump never wears a condom. Traditional rubbers keep falling off his freakish Johnson.

  9. anon September 19, 2018 at 7:57 am

    ‘The reaction everytime someone chooses TOAD in Mario kart NOW’

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mario-kart-stormy-daniels-donald-trump_us_5ba0f3dfe4b013b0977f39d8

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