I typically celebrate this time of year by watching some of my favorite horror films back to back.
But this year the scariest thing I could find was on cable news.
We are living through some seriously terrifying times.
I look forward to a time when the only thing that spooks us are flesh-eating zombies, a blood-drinking vampire, or a throat-slashing slasher in a hockey mask.
Because I am not ashamed to admit that this orange-skinned demagogue with the batshit crazy fright wig is really making it hard to sleep at night.