You get a pardon, and you get a pardon, and you get a pardon.
Courtesy of CNN:
President Donald Trump announced unexpectedly Thursday that he is granting a full pardon to Dinesh D’Souza, the conservative author, and filmmaker who pleaded guilty to violating federal campaign finance laws in 2014 after he was indicted earlier that year on charges that he illegally used straw donors to contribute to Republican Senate candidate Wendy Long in New York in 2012.
“Will be giving a Full Pardon to Dinesh D’Souza today. He was treated very unfairly by our government!” Trump tweeted.
Now if you do not know who Dinesh D’souze is, well first off lucky you, but also you probably do not know that he pleaded guilty to committing campaign finance fraud and is a truly despicable human being who also wrote bullshit books and made movies attacking both President Obama and Hillary Clinton that were just bulging at the seams with lies.
D’Souza’s Twitter feed looks like Roseanne Barr’s only times 100.
YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE GHETTO…Watch this vulgar man show his stuff, while America cowers in embarrassment pic.twitter.com/C9yLG4QoOK
— Dinesh D’Souza (@DineshDSouza) February 18, 2015
I wonder what Trump likes about Dinesh D’Souza so much pic.twitter.com/WvfLKWviEd
— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) May 31, 2018
This is Dinesh D’Souza. pic.twitter.com/kjwvVzIL5g
— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) May 31, 2018
However, D’Souza is also a huge fan and consistent defender of Donald Trump which is really all Cheeto Hitler cares about.
D’Souza was also not the ONLY person that Trump suggested he might pardon today:
President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that he is considering pardoning Martha Stewart and commuting former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s sentence.
Trump floated the idea of pardoning or commuting the sentences of the two former “Apprentice” series stars hours after he pardoned the conservative author and filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza. Last week, Trump also pardoned the deceased boxer Jack Johnson.
(Keep in mind that Trump also pardoned Joe Arpaio.)
Now we have already established that Trump does not really care that much about other people.
Which means that these pardons today have virtually NOTHING to do with the people that he pardoned, and EVERYTHING to do with the people currently being pressured by Robert Mueller to flip on Donald Trump.
This is a not so subtle message that he will have their backs if they get sentenced to prison and that their loyalty will be rewarded.
And people wonder why we compare the Trump Administration to the Mafia.