The Democrats may have Barack Obama, but the Republicans still have…Sarah Palin?

By | 2018-06-03T05:09:17+00:00 June 2nd, 2018|Categories: Front Page, News, News2, Palin|Tags: , , , , , |19 Comments

Oh goody, Sarah is bringing the Palin curse to Missouri.

Courtesy of Fox4KC:

A retired B-2 stealth bomber pilot is banking on a big endorsement to boost his chances in the August primary for Missouri’s U.S. Senate seat.

FOX4 has confirmed that former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who also ran as John McCain’s vice president hopeful in 2008, will travel to Kansas City later this month to endorse Tony Monetti.

No firm details are being released, but a campaign spokeswoman said a public rally, as well as a private VIP fundraiser, are being planned.

Palin is scheduled to endorse Monetti on June 27 during her Kansas City stop. The spokeswoman said details on her visit and public appearances could be released as early as next week.

I believe that Palin is already planning to visit the area for the opening of a Piggly Wiggly or pet grooming business. Something like that. 

I also believe that having a photo taken with Palin will cost about 200 dollars while screaming that she helped break the Republican party costs extra. 

By the way, Palin is not the only Z list celebrity that Monetti has had endorse him, he also had Sinclair Broadcasting host, and former Trump Administration castoff, Sebastian Gorka give him the thumbs up. 

So Sarah Palin and Sebastian Gorka huh?

What, Victoria Jackson and Scott Baio weren’t available? 

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19 Comments

  1. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 11:28 am - Reply

    Call me what you want, but I still visit c4p for grins and giggles. Know thine enemy, or whatever. “She’s still young, she can run,” the battle cry. Oh, by all means, please DO!
    Numero uno, she’s too lazy, and, even if she’s sealed every record (what’s to hide, beeyotch?), there are plenty who know EXACTLY what she is.
    Nicolle Wallace and Steve Schmidt, “if she ever tries again, it will all come out” was not a threat. It was a promise.

    May I suggest some plastic surgery/tightening before said appearance? You’re sagging, toots, and looks were (past tense intended) all you had going for you in the first place.
    You’re nothing, but so fun to watch you think that you still matter.

    • Anomymous June 3, 2018 at 7:01 am - Reply

      I have not been to the pee pond forever and just made a return trip. Don’t see too many names I recognize from the olden days. Is “Virginia Gentleman” (I’m pretty sure that was his name) still around? The internets are not the same since Sarah quit her network site…..

      • Backside June 4, 2018 at 7:30 am - Reply

        Alex? Freak on a leash? Puke him.

  2. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 12:13 pm - Reply

    “I wish you would pay attention,” Palin admonished. “I traveled two days from Alaska to get here.” — Mar-A-Lago.

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    • Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 1:34 pm - Reply

      She’s too stupid to know regurgitating RW talking points and conspiracy theries in her shrill clueless voice
      doesn’t make people want to listen to her. Most folks (even on the non fringe right) know she is dumb.

  3. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 1:24 pm - Reply

    You GO, girl! ‘
    Name one thing her offspring have done except ride the gravy train.

    • Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 2:21 pm - Reply

      HAHAHA!!! Stop stealing c4p lines!

  4. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 4:02 pm - Reply

    She better start practicing that fancy pageant walkin. It’s safe to say that ship has sailed and predictably sank.

  5. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 4:16 pm - Reply

    I wish some local IMers could be in Kansas City on June 27, to take some candid photos and make notes during her endorsement speech. They might present a stark contrast to how the GOP plans to present Sarah. Who will be Palin’s handler on this trip and what ratty outfit will she recycle to wear?

    • Lewsiffer June 2, 2018 at 6:51 pm - Reply

      Just a guess, but I doubt there are many IM’rs in that hellhole of flyover country.

  6. Anonymous June 2, 2018 at 4:34 pm - Reply

    Oh goody, we really could use some comedic relief. Is she dusting off her wigs and stilettos? how about the the black butt skirt?

  7. Old Redneck June 2, 2018 at 4:48 pm - Reply

    Meanwhile, Duhkota is in Seattle, Washington, where he continues to reconcile with Barstool — who is back home in their Austin, TX, apartment hawking “weight loss energy tea” to pay the rent.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjijh6fBmIs/?hl=en&taken-by=dakotameyer0317

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BjdZB1mh0wV/?hl=en&taken-by=bsmp2

    • Lewsiffer June 2, 2018 at 6:56 pm - Reply

      Apartment? Those two redneck morons live in a 6500 square foot McMansion. How they can afford it is anyone’s guess because those two Cletuses are about as fucking dumb as any two motherfuckers that have ever walked the planet.

      One dumbass took the only route that dumbasses have and enlisted in the gosh darn ‘Merica is the greatest cuntry’ military and the other dumbass danced with the stars and then after 3 babies out of wedlock told other girls how not to get preggers before marriage and got paid for it.

      They are a moronic match made in moron heaven (well, moron heaven is redundant, but I digress).

      Now there is another spawn on the way, why do stupid people overbreed?

      • Anon June 16, 2018 at 7:59 am - Reply

        Ru$$ia.

    • Anon June 2, 2018 at 7:28 pm - Reply

      Piper is hawking the diet tea on her Instagram now; we knew it was just a matter of time.

      • Anonymoos June 2, 2018 at 10:54 pm - Reply

        Drink away, Piper!
        I’ll stop there.

    • Backside June 4, 2018 at 7:32 am - Reply

      Whose he stalking now?

  8. Lewsiffer June 2, 2018 at 6:49 pm - Reply

    She’s gotta go to TexASS anyway ’cause Stool’s done got gravid with #7. She’s just lookin’ for someone else to pay the airfare.

  9. ICU June 4, 2018 at 11:43 am - Reply

    So this humping and reproducing “Heirs”
    Of a debunked Monarchy is kind of a waste of time there Sarah. Alex needs to be shot. They think he’s dead anyways.
    Hey old man. How the fuck are you?

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