Funny, I knew it was over BEFORE they got married.
Courtesy People Magazine:
Dakota Meyer is opening up about his split from Teen Mom OG‘s Bristol Palin.
The military veteran tells PEOPLE that joining the MTV series had nothing to do with the couple’s divorce, which they finalized this summer.
“This relationship was done way before Teen Mom OG,” Meyer says, before joking he knew it was over “the day after we got married.”
“Our relationship has had struggles from day one, I think we tried our best,” he says. “I can definitely say that I tried in this relationship.”
Jesus, considering the shit show this relationship was before they got married, how in the hell did Dakota think it was going to get any better?
I mean they got engaged.
She announced she was pregnant but did not name him as the father.
She has the kid, then claims he is the dad.
They get a paternity test.
They then fight bitterly over custody.
Suddenly, out of the blue, they reconcile.
They then elope.
Bristol immediately gets pregnant again. (Of course.)
The second child is born in May of last year.
By February of this year Bristol and Dakota have already split up and by August he is bragging that he is “freshly divorced.”
That leads to yet another prolonged custody fight, where apparently he comes out the victor.
So again, at what point did he not see this thing blowing up in his face?
Dakota also confirmed again that he and Bristol are no longer speaking:
Meyer previously said the two haven’t spoken following their split, and he tells PEOPLE they’ve managed to co-parent without much contact.
“I understand how important it is for both parents to be in a child’s life,” he says. “To co-parent with her is important to me. We communicate when necessary. I would say I’m happy with our relationship. I think that it’s right where it needs to be.”
So once again it has been confirmed that the happiest relationship you can have with a Palin, is to no longer be in a relationship with a Palin.
I think Jordan Loewe would agree enthusiastically with that.
Let’s see how long it takes Willow’s new meat Ricky Bobby to figure that out.