Hey, maybe it DOES pay to marry a Palin.
Courtesy of The Blast:
Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer have come to an agreement in their divorce and part of the deal calls for her to transfer over their Texas home to her ex-husband.
According to court documents obtained by The Blast, Bristol granted the deed to the Austin, Texas home she shared with Meyer during their marriage. The documents specifically note that Bristol was transferring the home as part of their divorce.
Dakota and Bristol dropped over $500,000 last year on the 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom, 4,670 sq. ft. home.
A day after she handed over the deed to Meyer, Bristol Palin then bought herself a 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom, 2,269 sq. ft. brand-new pad nearby in Spicewood, Texas for over $400k.
That $400,000 is like part of the advance Bristol got for her new reality show gig, which means she sure as shit better show up for filming on day one and do her best to hide the fact that she is a no talent Alaska loser living off her one-time famous name for as many episodes as she can before they discover what a huge mistake they made.
I have to imagine that part of the divorce settlement was also that Bristol is now forced to live in Texas or give up custody of her daughters, which means that she is now permanently forced to live thousands of miles away from her family and the only support group she currently has available.