Bristol Palin loses house in divorce settlement to Dakota Meyer.

By |2018-08-13T06:27:02+00:00August 12th, 2018|Categories: Front Page, News|Tags: , , , , , |43 Comments

Hey, maybe it DOES pay to marry a Palin.

Courtesy of The Blast:

Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer have come to an agreement in their divorce and part of the deal calls for her to transfer over their Texas home to her ex-husband.

According to court documents obtained by The Blast, Bristol granted the deed to the Austin, Texas home she shared with Meyer during their marriage. The documents specifically note that Bristol was transferring the home as part of their divorce.

Dakota and Bristol dropped over $500,000 last year on the 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom, 4,670 sq. ft. home.

A day after she handed over the deed to Meyer, Bristol Palin then bought herself a 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom, 2,269 sq. ft. brand-new pad nearby in Spicewood, Texas for over $400k.

That $400,000 is like part of the advance Bristol got for her new reality show gig, which means she sure as shit better show up for filming on day one and do her best to hide the fact that she is a no talent Alaska loser living off her one-time famous name for as many episodes as she can before they discover what a huge mistake they made. 

I have to imagine that part of the divorce settlement was also that Bristol is now forced to live in Texas or give up custody of her daughters, which means that she is now permanently forced to live thousands of miles away from her family and the only support group she currently has available.

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  1. Palins are on the ash heap of history August 12, 2018 at 2:15 pm
  2. L.S. August 12, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Karna is a Bitch, Now Bristol will have to stay in Texas alone. The whole Palin clan seems to suck at making friends and hangs out together instead. Bristol has never posted pictures of herself with any friends in TX and very few in AK. But it does suck that she won’t be moving back to Alaska because of Tripp. He needs his father and step-mother more than ever. Does teen mom film in the homes of the cast members or will she go somewhere else?

    • Anonymous August 12, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      Don’t worry Trip will have several guys at the house each week that he can call “daddy”

      • Lewsiffer August 12, 2018 at 7:18 pm

        Tripp also has that poor little FAS unibrow kid and the even more unfortunate new one. Dumkota and Stool didn’t have the genetics to throw pretty babies, that’s for sure!

  3. Anonymous August 12, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    I can’t even count how many houses Tripp has lived in. How many states. How many schools. How many men he bonded with as a step-parent only to have then ripped away. My heart breaks for that poor kid. Worst. Mother. Ever.

  4. viv August 12, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    With his own video camera and Instagram account Tripp can now embark on his own reality show.

    Bristol has fucked him over all his life, it’s not going to change now. He has her teenage shit show to live with now and not even a stepfather any more, so once again he will bond with whatever male is around. I hope there are no pedophiles on the crew that Bristol Palin has invited to intimately observe all of her children.

  5. CFK August 12, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Dakota always listened to his lawyers and played the long game just in case. Smart of him to move Bristol & daughters to Texas. I’m only sorry it wasn’t Kentucky lol. She can’t take his daughters away from him like the Palins did to Levi.

  6. Anonymous August 12, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Divorce is like a game show … normally mom gets the house and dad gets the luggage.

    Some how they fucked up the rules.

    • Anonymous August 12, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      No, more like it depends on who has the better attorney.

    • viv August 12, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      I’m sure Bristol was the one that wanted a new house. SHE is the one that values possessions so highly and she needs to up the grift now that Dakota won’t be feeding her.

      hi Alicia, I see even more people hate you now… but keep up the slavering on Bristol Palin’s Instagram, all of your creepy messages from all of your fake accounts are no doubt vital to her sense of entitlement haha

    • CFR August 13, 2018 at 4:18 am

      While Texas is a community property state there is one very interesting law still on the books. If one party is the offender that caused the divorce by their actions, like cheating, then the other party can and usually does petition the courts to have the offender pay any and all legal bills, that decision will be made in a separate( but public) hearing as to the proof of what the offender did.
      But in most cases where there are assets, smart people never go beyond the petition or the threat of petitioning and agree not to demand such a hearing by settling with a divorce where they may get more custody, or they may get more assets. If you’ve got a great lawyer they can get you both if you are offended.
      And yes, those 2 daughters that Dakota claimed will never move out of Texas, though Barstool can at any time.
      I think of it all as a bit of Karma for the way she treated Levi….no Palin appointed judges in family court here in Texas and while you may or may not already know it, ex military members( HUUUUGGGEEEE military state) usually do much better than men in custody fights than in even most of the blue states.

  7. Anon August 12, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Part of me thinks this is all for Teen Mom. She was filming in LA a couple of weeks ago.

  8. Anonymous August 12, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    I still would like to know how two people that do not have steady employment manage to pay property taxes on these places. We know that sarah and todd owned bristol’s homes using an LLC to avoid taxes. Maybe they are still pulling this scam.

    Like the scam that trump that has goats on his golf course in NJ so it is classified as a farm and only pays $1000 in taxes instead of $80,000.

  9. Beaglemom August 12, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Ever since the rise of the Kardashian to the million and billion dollar circle, I have wondered at how little talent and skill and training and education is required for some people to cash in big. Bristol Palin and MOH are no exception to this. How many hard-working people are there in this country who might never be able to afford a $150,000. dollar house let alone a house that costs over $400,000. And Bristol buys one this week – with no education, no skills, no training and no talent. All because she’s going to pretend to be a teenage mother? And whatever did she and MOH and their two daughters (plus part-time son) need with a house that is over 4,000 square feet in size?

    • viv August 12, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      Maybe they grifted the house at a good price. I can see Sarah reaching into some old guy’s pants to get that. The question I have is why Austin instead of someplace with their fellow wealthy Trump lovers? It’s not like Austin would have any love for them.

  10. Scooter August 12, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Saw pics of new house online. Definitely a step down from the other house which was lovely & had that nice pool. I hope Dakota gets top $$ when he sells it. Since they share custody, I wonder what his child support is like. Also, the times that he has his girls, he would be smart to take them to visit his Kentucky family as much as possible. The girls need to see what normal family life is like unlike what they have now which is a mother obsessed with material things & having cameras focused on them.

  11. Lewsiffer August 12, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    That’s pretty funny! Stool put a bunch of actual money into the Austin home and had to give it to DUH! Karma’s a bitch isn’t it Barstool? You ruined Levi’s life for a while over child support now you’ve lost your ass to Dumkota having to give him your house.

    Stools time on “teem mom fuckups pushing 30” will be as well received as her time on “Life’s a Tripp” meaning it will be short lived. Bitch gonna have to move back home to momma soon, but at least she’ll finally get to spend time with her firstborn 😉

  12. Old Redneck August 12, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Both houses are ugly and poorly-built.

    What is attractive about having half the front of your home covered by a HUGE garage door?

    Check out those fake beams on the front of both houses — decorative only, stuck on with construction adhesive.

    And the stone fronts — those are fake stone made of light-weight cement, mortared onto OSB sheathing.

    Bristol’s new place — look at that garage and the room over it — huge, unbroken expanse of stucco and garage door — one window to break up the monotony of the wall.

    No gutters or downspouts on either house. Does it never rain in Austin?

    Jammed up against the houses next door, side yards don’t exist.

    • CFR August 13, 2018 at 4:33 am

      While I agree both houses are ugly, the stone is quarried limestone from near by quarries. Fun fact, limestone is called “Austin stone” throughout Texas. It’s actually cheaper to use than the ugly stucco on both houses because it takes let man power to put up. There are some amazing masonry businesses throughout Texas, many of them generationally owned in families that can stone a home in not much more time than a siding crew can tack up cheap siding. When our home was built( we did not use Austin stone but a darker local sandstone) it amazed me to watch the way it was done and how fast it was done. On our home there were huge pallets of random sized stone and the men spent time just looking at the pile, then they started grabbing stones, and using a small hammer would give a piece a tap now and then and up the side the stone went!
      I learned later the mason was “reading” the stone and how he would place it on his side. The stone is actually on average, also about 4-45 inches thick when masoned up residential houses.
      While I dislike Barstool also, do not disparage a product commonly used in the Tx housing market and the exceptional skilled labor pool we have here.

  13. Old Redneck August 12, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Go to this Twitter page and read the comments from “Teen Mom OG” viewers about Bristol being added to the show.

    They are 100% not kind to Bristol!!!

    • josephine August 12, 2018 at 10:09 pm


    • Anonymous August 13, 2018 at 3:06 am

      Bristol likes haters. She has a martyr complex, her mom stole her first baby so it makes sense. When fans of the show complain about her she hears it differently and feels superior. That she learned from her absentee mother.

      • anonymous August 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm

        When she was interviewed about her detractors after her stint on Dancing with Stars, she said “hate fuels me”. Yeah, she loves it.

  14. Linda C. August 12, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Will she be riding any snow machines on TEEN MOO?

  15. Jam August 12, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Just like that.

    Babies falling out of her vagina, houses falling out of her ass..

    Just an “Average American” “Teen???” Mom/Incubator.

    50-50 she’s a grandmother while still in her 20’s.

  16. Willow August 12, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    She should have gave better blow jobs. She definitely looks lazy in bed, like she would just lay there, bored as hell with her jaw alignment, while her drunk husband banged out a few christian loads inside her while the Pop Tarts are toasting.

  17. i August 12, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Did he push her in the water after that photo was taken?
    Water births are healthy.

  18. AJ August 13, 2018 at 4:51 am

    Maybe the house was unofficial payment so that the girls could be in TV?

  19. Whatevs August 13, 2018 at 5:34 am

    Palins are on the ash heap of history – it’s called a mortgage. It is very likely that they didn’t apay cash for the first home and Dakota took over that mortgage and she just signed off. Now, she likely has a mortgage on the second home. But the guidelines for a mortgage are ssupposed to be 1/4 – 1/3 of your income. So if they have joint physical custody, she isn’t getting anything from Dakota for those two kids. That leaves only child support from Tripp, and her $250K from TMOG for one year. In past film, she’s been either whiney or wooden, lacking animation and just generally not likable, so I wouldn’t bank on that $250K for a second year. Sounds like she’ll need some outside income.

    Let’s see on that 6th house thing:
    Condo in Anchorage
    Non descript house in AZ near that silly “mansion” of Scarah’s.
    The first house on the dead lake in AK. Then she downsized and then she bought a seocnd one.
    The the house in Austin.
    Yep, this is the sixth house. Poor Tripp, all that instability in nine years. Good thing Sunny and Levi are in the picture even part time.

    • Anonymous August 13, 2018 at 7:22 am

      It is called mom and dad buy the house using a LLC, not a mortgage

  20. Anon August 13, 2018 at 5:38 am

    @4:08 pm. Texass has really cheapass property taxes. That 5/5/ home likely only @ $7L in taxes. And they have no state income tax, so no taxes on the $250K for TMOG.

    • CFR August 13, 2018 at 6:42 am

      Texas property taxes are hardly cheap, get a clue.

  21. Anon August 13, 2018 at 5:45 am

    @4:08 pm. Texass has really cheapass property taxes. That 5/5/ home likely only @ $7K in taxes. And they have no state income tax, so no taxes on the $250K for TMOG.

    • Anonymous August 13, 2018 at 7:24 am

      $7,000/yr in property taxes is not cheap and she is not working in TX but California.

  22. Scooter August 13, 2018 at 6:54 am

    Latest IG pic has her on a Cali beach again. Maybe she’s back filming her “reality” show which means it’s Dakota’s week with his girls. But you can never tell with this bunch cause they post pics out of order. So glad Tripp has Levi & Sunny in his life. They’re his only source of stability & normalcy.

    • Anonymous August 13, 2018 at 12:52 pm

      Bristol goes to Cali beach to celebrate. Remember when she took Tripp to shoot up Levi on his book? Celebrating the memory for Tripp she went to the beach.

      This time it looks like she is celebrating her new breast enhancement.

  23. lou sarah August 13, 2018 at 7:31 am

    They still got them liar loans to buy houses with?

    Askin for a friend!

  24. Anon August 13, 2018 at 8:12 am

    $7 K on a half million home is cheap. In my neck of the woods, because we have a phenom school district and great municipal services, $7K is what we pay for a house less than half that size and a hundred years old. Suggest you look at east coast homes or other cities. Yea, that is cheap.

  25. Anon August 13, 2018 at 8:16 am

    @ 7:24 you are responsible for income taxes where you LIVE, not where you work. One of two methods – reciprocal agreement and exemption, or by filing a tax return.

    “Get a clue.”

  26. Birdbrain August 13, 2018 at 9:05 am

    According to ETOnline, Dakota gets his daughters every other week, a 50/50 timeshare. Not just joint physical, which can mean every other weekend, but 50/50. Bristol really can’t move. She is stuck. And he basically said “she wasn’t happy with me” and “If they choose to not see good in you, it’s out of your control”.

    I don’t think Bristol will be happy with anyone she “dates”.

    • Scooter August 13, 2018 at 10:57 am

      Thanks for clarifying the custody issue. Been married 51 years now & don’t know much about divorce & custody agreements. I think about Dakota’s girls & all the trial daddies that will be in their future. Bristol’s not yet 30 & she certainly isn’t looking to spend the rest of her life alone. Although I don’t care for Dakota’s conservative views on politics, he seems like a decent guy who would like a woman who loves & appreciates him & who wants a settled, normal family life. I hope he finds that someone.

  27. Anonymous August 13, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Yep, B loves her some country music. Can’t wait for Luck Reunion 2019
    The party never ends…
    It is time to change the name, “Teen Mom OG”. Bristol has never been original in any way. She is just proof the show is deaparate and weak. How B’s handlers sold her would be more interesting than B will ever be. She’s had plenty of time for acting, voice lessons and all the body and face work to give her a fresh start. We’ll hear how it goes when the show airs.

  28. Lily August 13, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Yep, B loves her some country music. Can’t wait for Luck Reunion 2019
    The party never ends…
    It is time to change the name, “Teen Mom OG”. Bristol has never been original in any way. She is just proof the show is desperate and weak. How B’s handlers sold her would be more interesting than B will ever be. She’s had plenty of time for acting, voice lessons and all the body and face work to give her a fresh start. We’ll hear how it goes when the show airs.

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