Australia does not exist! According to the Flat Earthers that is.

By | 2018-08-28T11:11:36+00:00 August 28th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , |11 Comments

You might want to sit down for this one kids.

Courtesy of The Space Academy:

There’s a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.

The idea resurfaced at some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.

Here is one of these geniuses making their argument:


I know that right now you are assuming that this is just a put on, but now it appears to be quite legitimate.

The origin of the “fake Australia” post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floyd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.

“Australia is not real,” the rant begins. “It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history.”

Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you’ve ever been Down Under yourself: “you’re terribly wrong”.

Hey, remember this post from yesterday?

Well, now you can add that at least don’t think that Australia is an imaginary place as well. 

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11 Comments

  1. anon August 28, 2018 at 3:27 am - Reply

    The same thing has beensaid about Finland…all the pilots are in on it yadayadayada.
    It make sense now how and why great civilizations fail. No matter how advanced it gets, the stooopid people are still around as the weakest links.

  2. viv August 28, 2018 at 4:34 am - Reply

    There are penguins in Australia, so if penguins are real then Australia must be real.

  3. Ed August 28, 2018 at 6:35 am - Reply

    *sigh*

  4. Paul August 28, 2018 at 8:22 am - Reply

    If Australia is not real, then how can hired actors act out as real Australians? The lack of logic in that post is just stunning. Even in this age of Donnie Dotard when we hear and read illogical points on a daily basis, and I don’t think that I could be surprised by anything anyone posts, something like this post comes along and I’m stunned by the absolute stupidity of people.

  5. Anon August 28, 2018 at 8:56 am - Reply

    OT-FYI “Magallanes’ resignation comes as another high profile Interior official announces their departure from the department. Last week, E&E News reported DOI energy counselor Vincent DeVito — previously a partner at law firm Bowditch & Dewey LLP — had stepped down from his post to return to private practice.”

    https://thinkprogress.org/interior-official-shrinking-national-monuments-joins-bp-909d24e9ef28/

  6. All They Need Is Hillary August 28, 2018 at 9:37 am - Reply

    The disease of literalism lobotomizes some. (that’s a metaphor!)

  7. anon August 28, 2018 at 9:57 am - Reply

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/kkk-invites-trump-supporters-speak-id-rather-russian-democrat-shirts-go-viral/

    “This week, the two men told Cleveland.com that they were not “traitors” as many have claimed, and that they are “addicted” to Fox News.

    Both men said that they had avoided most of the negative comments about their shirts because they have flip phones and don’t use the internet.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trump-added-brazen-lie-speech-make-christians-feel-like-theyre-siege/

    ‘The prepared remarks read, “Republicans are rebuilding our country. We believe in the dignity of work, the power of freedom, and we believe in the truth of our national motto, In God We Trust.”’

  8. Anonymous August 28, 2018 at 1:34 pm - Reply

    They say Elon Musk is a flat earther. I looked on utube and the shit people say is unbelievable. Don’t know why they are promoting this nonsense but if they want to believe they are on a flat earth let them. The only thing I see wrong with it is that they are promoting it to a generation that believes all this shit on the internet. Shane Dawson was promoting it and my daughter watched his show and I had to tell her that the earth is round, and we are not going back into the dark ages. But if there’s an agenda to brainwash stupid stoned young people we must fight back. This is the world Trump wants,’ Schizophrenic.

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